Integrated Body Armor
In case you’re not in the know, body fat is the new body armor!
Long story short, a Florida woman entered a warzone or “drinking establishment,” and insurgents aka “guy with a gun” engaged her, grazing her left love handle. Were it not for her copious padding, the bullet wound surely would have been fatal.
(AP Photo/The Press of Atlantic City, Vernon Ogrodnek) MANDATORY CREDIT
Once again, proving why Florida has its own Fark tag.
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It’s old news, true, but it deserved to be on SC.
Woman Tries for Fatness World Record
This is news… A New Jersey Woman trying to set a world record for fatness. After some discussion, we decided that this link did indeed belong on stupiditycrisis.com for two reasons:
1 – Somehow this woman’s quest is newsworthy, because idiots like us will read it.
2 – “In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.”
Yay internets.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1027360/woman-aims-to-become-worlds-fattest
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Smart video from You Tuber Alraera.
Hmmmmm……
| These Groups Say The Danger Of Manmade Global Warming Is A . . . | |
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| FACT | FRAUD |
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U.S. Agency for International Development
United States Department of Agriculture
National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration
National Institute of Standards and Technology
United States Department of Defense
United States Department of Energy
National Institutes of Health
United States Department of State
United States Department of Transportation
U.S. Geological Survey
U.S. Environmental Protection Agency
University Corporation for Atmospheric Research
National Center for Atmospheric Research
National Aeronautics & Space Administration
National Science Foundation
Smithsonian Institution
International Arctic Science Committee
Arctic Council
African Academy of Sciences
Australian Academy of Sciences
Royal Flemish Academy of Belgium for Sciences and the Arts
Academia Brasileira de Ciéncias
Cameroon Academy of Sciences
Royal Society of Canada
Caribbean Academy of Sciences
Chinese Academy of Sciences
Académie des Sciences, France
Ghana Academy of Arts and Sciences
Deutsche Akademie der Naturforscher Leopoldina of Germany
Indonesian Academy of Sciences
Royal Irish Academy
Accademia nazionale delle scienze of Italy
Indian National Science Academy
Science Council of Japan
Kenya National Academy of Sciences
Madagascar’s National Academy of Arts, Letters and Sciences
Academy of Sciences Malaysia
Academia Mexicana de Ciencias
Nigerian Academy of Sciences
Royal Society of New Zealand
Polish Academy of Sciences
Russian Academy of Sciences
l’Académie des Sciences et Techniques du Sénégal
Academy of Science of South Africa
Sudan Academy of Sciences
Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences
Tanzania Academy of Sciences
Turkish Academy of Sciences
Uganda National Academy of Sciences
The Royal Society of the United Kingdom
National Academy of Sciences, United States
Zambia Academy of Sciences
Zimbabwe Academy of Science
American Academy of Pediatrics
American Association for the Advancement of Science
American Association of Wildlife Veterinarians
American Astronomical Society
American Chemical Society
American College of Preventive Medicine
American Geophysical Union
American Institute of Physics
American Medical Association
American Meteorological Society
American Physical Society
American Public Health Association
American Quaternary Association
American Institute of Biological Sciences
American Society of Agronomy
American Society for Microbiology
American Society of Plant Biologists
American Statistical Association
Association of Ecosystem Research Centers
Botanical Society of America
Crop Science Society of America
Ecological Society of America
Federation of American Scientists
Geological Society of America
National Association of Geoscience Teachers
Natural Science Collections Alliance
Organization of Biological Field Stations
Society of American Foresters
Society for Industrial and Applied Mathematics
Society of Systematic Biologists
Soil Science Society of America
Australian Coral Reef Society
Australian Medical Association
Australian Meteorological and Oceanographic Society
Engineers Australia
Federation of Australian Scientific and Technological Societies
Geological Society of Australia
British Antarctic Survey
Institute of Biology, UK
Royal Meteorological Society, UK
Canadian Foundation for Climate and Atmospheric Sciences
Canadian Meteorological and Oceanographic Society
European Federation of Geologists
European Geosciences Union
European Physical Society
European Science Foundation
International Association for Great Lakes Research
International Union for Quaternary Research
International Union of Geodesy and Geophysics
Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change
World Federation of Public Health Associations
World Health Organization
World Meteorological Organization
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American Petroleum Institute
US Chamber of Commerce
National Association of Manufacturers
Competitive Enterprise Institute
Industrial Minerals Association
National Cattlemen’s Beef Association
Great Northern Project Development
Rosebud Mining
Massey Energy
Alpha Natural Resources
Southeastern Legal Foundation
Georgia Agribusiness Council
Georgia Motor Trucking Association
Corn Refiners Association
National Association of Home Builders
National Oilseed Processors Association
National Petrochemical and Refiners Association
Western States Petroleum Association
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| “FACT” organizations from Is There a Scientific Consensus on Global Warming?, SkepticalScience.com.
“FRAUD” organizations are petitioners v. U.S. Environmental Protection Agency, Endangerment and Cause or Contribute Findings for Greenhouse Gases under Section 202(a) of the Clean Air Act. |
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Originally posted here.
We Can Make Things, We Can Make Things Cars
Well the crops are growing very well and they’re organic and some have pesticides and I think that we should make a perfect pesticide for the crops that is good for people and healthy and keeps the crops preserved too because we need the food because it’s food and stuff and organic food is good also. And the businesses down town really needs to lower their rent. Because if the rent was lowered those people would really have their own business. They have enough stuff, they’re very good at making things, they’re like experts. We can really be a community and make the things and sell them in our stores and I really believe that it can be a California thing that it can really work out because we can be rich in cotton and mining metals and silk worms and we can make things, we can make things; cars, the machine can make it for us. And we can have the community and the city and San Francisco and we can make things and put them in the store. On the east coast they have slaves and they believe in slavery and made in China but on the west coast, the US coast we don’t believe in that. We believe in the Union and that’s what we are. The Bush administration, which is really good um he has government funding for small business owners. You can grow every kind of fruits and vegetable you want. That’s how they do it. They have fruit trees and vegetable trees. That’s where fruit and vegetables come from. You freeze the fruits and vegetables it will last forever. You can put you know broccoli or strawberries in the freezer, it will last forever. If you don’t it might go bad in a while. People, we live in California, this is our home. This is where we live. Growing food is so good for the people because it’s free. All you have to do is pay the farmers and pay for the land. But why do we have to pay for the land, the land is free it’s new land you know. Do we have to pay for the land, do you have to pay rent? Do you have to pay. The food is free so we should just sell it at the farmer’s market.
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