…and a Guy’s Reason for Suicide.

RF Moeller is a diamond dealer.  Some fellow made an ad for them.  Probably not the best idea ever…   but it is an interesting study on how most things are done on Facebook these days.  Most of the story has unfolded there, apparently, with apologies and so forth from both Moeller, and the admaker.

Here it is below. Enjoy.

If you haven’t seen the original, which I suspect was a semi-popular meme:

Which of course deserved this glorious SNL take-down:

Here’s a lovely review site about the Amega Wand, a device that uses zero point energy to remind your cells where they came from (no, I am not making this shit up, but someone out there is… and it’s working).

Courtesy of the same site, here is a numbered list of uses for this device which retails at an MSRP of over $300 (but can be yours for $99 if you act now):

1.Discharges blockages in your body allowing universal life force energy to have a clear path to flow.

2. Removes the distortions in your Bio energetic Field.

3. Reminds the cells where they originated and promotes the body’s own self healing.

4. Energizes your food and drink which will in turn increase the potency of the minerals and vitamins within them.

5. Use it on your pets and foliage to supplement any energy deficiencies that they may have.

6. Balances and energizes any imbalances that your body may be experiencing

7. Helps to remove aches, pains and discomforts from accidents, arthritus, bruises, nasal passage blockage, tinnitus, tendinitis and virtually any other pain you may be experiencing.

8. Energizes your surroundings within your own dwelling as well as those around you.

Proofreading fail: “I’ve had bad knee pain for quite some time due to a car wreck and with in a couple minutes my paid was gone.”
Enjoy these videos, and get your hands on an Amega Wand today!

Everyone loves “Discovery Health” right? Sure, if you’re the type who likes to discover that you are eight months pregnant. The soup handled the show appropriately:

Well, good riddance “Discovery Health” and hello “OWN TV.” In January of 2011 “The Oprah Winfrey Network” will debut, emerging from the carcass of “Discovery Health.” I know…you can’t wait that fucking long! Well, here’s a taste of what Oprah will be lovingly spoon feeding you.

OWN: The Oprah Winfrey Network will be a 24/7 cable network devoted to self-discovery, to connecting you to your best self and to the world.
That’s right. 24/7. All day and all night. Whenever you want. TV designed to bring more better into your life.

Except…my whole life is going to revolve around watching OWN 24/7! What better avenue to self-discovery than watching Dr. Oz tell me how to get healthy and then, instead of going outside, watching Dr. Phil tell me how to feel better about myself. Connect to the world!

A Conservative Psychologist’s findings:

Liberals are smarter than Conservatives.

From Failblog.  This was too good not to share.  It looks ’shopped, but if it isn’t, then some sign maker somewhere needs to be fired, then given a medal or something.

Bill Donohue, of the indispensable Catholic League, defends rampant child abuse in the church:

Oh, they’re not children, they’re post-pubescent. It’s merely homosexuality. That’s the real evil here, can’t you see that? We’ve got to do something about those plunging neck-lines on the alter boy robes these 12 year-olds are wearing these days.

And just for the shit of it:

8 year-olds, dude.

It turns out that finding rare things in a sea of normal things is hard.  Incidentally, that’s what we rely upon when we go through TSA screening and they look for weapons on our person or in our carry-on baggage.

From the NPR Article:

“If you stick those 20 bags into a stack of 40 bags, so on average there’s a gun and knife in 50 percent of the bags,” Wolfe says, “people missed about 7 percent of the bags.”

But when he took the exact same 20 bags and stuck them in a stack of 2,000 bags so that the targets showed up only 2 percent of the time, people got significantly worse. “All of a sudden, people were missing about 30 percent of the bags,” Wolfe says.

Huh.  Well, now TSA screeners are going to be looking at baggage and nekkid pictures, so I bet they get super better at this.  Right? Right?

There are some alarming results in a recent Harris poll. “Obama’s a socialist!” “Obama’s a Muslim!”

Sure, it’s not news to many that over 50% of the republicans polled feel this way but did you know that a full 25% of them think he’s the Antichrist?

Check out the education level breakdown. Stupidity Crisis indeed.