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In case you’re not in the know, body fat is the new body armor!
Long story short, a Florida woman entered a warzone or “drinking establishment,” and insurgents aka “guy with a gun” engaged her, grazing her left love handle. Were it not for her copious padding, the bullet wound surely would have been fatal.
(AP Photo/The Press of Atlantic City, Vernon Ogrodnek) MANDATORY CREDIT
Once again, proving why Florida has its own Fark tag.
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It’s old news, true, but it deserved to be on SC.
Woman Tries for Fatness World Record
This is news… A New Jersey Woman trying to set a world record for fatness. After some discussion, we decided that this link did indeed belong on stupiditycrisis.com for two reasons:
1 – Somehow this woman’s quest is newsworthy, because idiots like us will read it.
2 – “In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.”
Yay internets.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1027360/woman-aims-to-become-worlds-fattest