Stupidity Crisis » Obesity http://stupiditycrisis.com Life in the Age of American Unreason Fri, 04 Jun 2010 18:49:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.3 Integrated Body Armor http://stupiditycrisis.com/the-stupidnet/integrated-body-armor http://stupiditycrisis.com/the-stupidnet/integrated-body-armor#comments Mon, 15 Mar 2010 21:51:57 +0000 Jon http://stupiditycrisis.com/?p=101 In case you’re not in the know, body fat is the new body armor!

Long story short, a Florida woman entered a warzone or “drinking establishment,” and insurgents aka “guy with a gun” engaged her, grazing her left love handle.  Were it not for her copious padding, the bullet wound surely would have been fatal.

(AP Photo/The Press of Atlantic City, Vernon Ogrodnek) MANDATORY CREDIT

Once again, proving why Florida has its own Fark tag.

Click here for the Amusing Blog Post or Original AP Source

It’s old news, true, but it deserved to be on SC.

]]> http://stupiditycrisis.com/the-stupidnet/integrated-body-armor/feed 0 Woman Tries for Fatness World Record http://stupiditycrisis.com/the-stupidnet/99 http://stupiditycrisis.com/the-stupidnet/99#comments Mon, 15 Mar 2010 21:06:43 +0000 Chris http://stupiditycrisis.com/?p=99 This is news… A New Jersey Woman trying to set a world record for fatness. After some discussion, we decided that this link did indeed belong on stupiditycrisis.com for two reasons:

1 – Somehow this woman’s quest is newsworthy, because idiots like us will read it.

2 – “In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.”

Yay internets.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1027360/woman-aims-to-become-worlds-fattest

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