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	<title>Stupidity Crisis &#187; Print News</title>
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		<title>Beware the Booby Bombers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 21:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fox News and The Sun report that MI-5 has uncovered Al Qaeda plans to use female suicide bombers carrying explosive charges in breast implants. From the Fox article: Explosive experts allegedly told MI5 that a sachet containing as little as five ounces of PETN [an explosive compound] could blow &#8220;a considerable hole&#8221; in an airline&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://stupiditycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/500x_c4-explosive.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-263 alignright" title="500x_c4-explosive" src="http://stupiditycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/500x_c4-explosive.jpg" alt="" width="383" height="202" /></a><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/03/24/terrorists-use-explosives-breast-implants-crash-planes-experts-warn/" target="_blank">Fox News</a> and <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2903793/Radicals-deadly-booby-trap.html?OTC-RSS" target="_blank">The Sun</a> report that MI-5 has uncovered Al Qaeda plans to use female suicide bombers carrying explosive charges in breast implants.</p>
<p>From the Fox article:</p>
<blockquote><p>Explosive experts allegedly told MI5 that a sachet containing as little  as five ounces of PETN [an explosive compound] could blow &#8220;a considerable hole&#8221; in an airline&#8217;s  skin, causing it to crash.</p></blockquote>
<p>From the Sun article:</p>
<blockquote><p>MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives  into the  buttocks of some male suicide bombers.</p></blockquote>
<p>Both Fox News and The Sun are, as usual, regurgitating hyped up bullshit as pointed out <a href="http://barthsnotes.wordpress.com/2010/03/26/breast-implant-bomber-tale-rehashed-by-sun-goes-global/">here</a> in Richard Bartholomew&#8217;s blog.  Not that they were the only ones, as a quick Google search will reveal.</p>
<p>However surgical bombs are a theoretical possibility and challenge us again to define the line between privacy and security.</p>
<p>Should a surgical bomb attack ever be successful, in the ensuing hysteria would the FAA begin requiring a mandatory feel up after the pat down?</p>
<p>Would passengers be required to submit to a full body scan (a technology whose current effectiveness is <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/23/full-body-scanner-fails-t_n_433286.html">dubious</a>)?</p>
<p>Should passengers just climb on the conveyor belts with their luggage and submit to x-raying?</p>
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		<title>Integrated Body Armor</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 21:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In case you&#8217;re not in the know, body fat is the new body armor! Long story short, a Florida woman entered a warzone or &#8220;drinking establishment,&#8221; and insurgents aka &#8220;guy with a gun&#8221; engaged her, grazing her left love handle.  Were it not for her copious padding, the bullet wound surely would have been fatal. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In case you&#8217;re not in the know, body fat is the new body armor!</p>
<p>Long story short, a Florida woman entered a warzone or &#8220;drinking establishment,&#8221; and insurgents aka &#8220;guy with a gun&#8221; engaged her, grazing her left love handle.  Were it not for her copious padding, the bullet wound surely would have been fatal.</p>
<p><a href="http://stupiditycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/capt.5d21319bd1d84465b9172911da7ebd8e.love_handles_shooting_njatl101.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-103" src="http://stupiditycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/capt.5d21319bd1d84465b9172911da7ebd8e.love_handles_shooting_njatl101-300x193.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="193" /></a></p>
<p><cite> <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Egg-Harbor-Township2C-NJ/photo//100223/480/5d21319bd1d84465b9172911da7ebd8e//s:/ap/us_odd_love_handles_shooting">(AP Photo/The Press of Atlantic City, Vernon Ogrodnek) MANDATORY CREDIT</a></cite></p>
<p>Once again, proving why Florida has its own <a href="http://www.fark.com/topic/florida">Fark</a> tag.</p>
<p>Click here for the <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_love_handles_shooting">Amusing Blog Post</a> or <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_love_handles_shooting">Original AP Source</a></p>
<p>It&#8217;s old news, true, but it deserved to be on SC.</p>
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