Integrated Body Armor

In case you’re not in the know, body fat is the new body armor!

Long story short, a Florida woman entered a warzone or “drinking establishment,” and insurgents aka “guy with a gun” engaged her, grazing her left love handle.  Were it not for her copious padding, the bullet wound surely would have been fatal.

(AP Photo/The Press of Atlantic City, Vernon Ogrodnek) MANDATORY CREDIT

Once again, proving why Florida has its own Fark tag.

Click here for the Amusing Blog Post or Original AP Source

It’s old news, true, but it deserved to be on SC.