SubscribeSo, you’re driving along, and you get a text from your significant other. CLEARLY, they want you to drop everything you’re doing, take one hand off the sensitive control of that 1 ton vehicle traveling at say, 50mph, and answer their concern immediately. “Hey babe, whut up? Whut r u wearing?” is just more important than paying attention to the ~230 kJ kinetic projectile you’re currently at the helm of.
Sounds pretty good, right? WRONG.
Now, you can attach a full iPad to your steering wheel! No more dicking with your iPhone while dicking with your dick with your other hand! Now you can safely, and EASILY do stupid shit like read the news while driving! Here are some quotes from satisfied customers who don’t sound made-up at all!
“I don’t think that I am exaggerating when I say that the iPad Steering Wheel Mount probably has saved my life. Before I bought the mount, I was always trying to text and read E-Mail on my Blackberry while driving on my daily commute in Seattle.” – Steve Holland
“Often people fall asleep in the middle of a clear and dry day with no traffic and crash while driving on I-57 because it is so boring and because the speed limit is only 65 miles per hour. I have found that using cruise control and playing BeJeweled on my iPad mounted on the steering wheel keeps me awake and alert without distracting too much from driving.” – Sam Dinsdale
Go out and buy one today, so you do this to a mother and her two children! And when your airbag deploys, you can KEEP READING because it’ll shove the iPad into your FACE. Ain’t safety GREAT?
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